Springfieldia

If you’re from Springfieldia, you know what this is.

It’s Pineapple Whip season.

Momma Mary’s Navajo Tacos in Springfieldia are absolutely amazing. Go there now!

Go to Caspers and get this. Go now.

Go there now.

Yes it’s seven degrees outside but you can’t see my ironic t-shirt if I’m wearing a coat.

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—	#hipsterproblems

Check out the art museum in Springfieldia. It’s not lame.

It’s really good. It has marshmallow and chocolate. It’s not choclolate because it doesn’t taste like chocolate. Well, a more chocolatey chocolate.

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I don’t know that I would trust financial advice from someone who wants to do business at the Golden Corral.

Keepin’ it classy on the back of a minivan. I hope that washes off in time for soccer practice.